Breaking News: Power Cut In Freshwater

Editor

We’ve received reports via Twitter tonight (Monday) of a major power-cut in the Freshwater area, causing untold misery for thousands missing Corrie.

Our reporter happened to be in Freshwater at the time, nowhere near an electrical junction box, and managed to take a picture (right) of the situation unfolding.

Freshwater resident Ian Bred, spoke to The Candy Press only moments ago, saying; “It’s not that bad, this electric stuff is all new fangled to us anyway, we’ve only had a it a few years, we won’t miss it for one night.”

Fresh ‘overner’ Emily Prattle was not so forgiving; “The council doesn’t work, the kids don’t work, the buses don’t work, and now the sodding electricity doesn’t work!”

We’ll have more on this story as it happens…

Comments

I think the photographer deserves a pay rise, he captured it perfectly 🙂

Ian Bred gets around a lot…

don’t need the electricity on to play Duelling Banjo’s….

Poor old mum and dad have just had to have a bath by candle light. Electric company said if they can’t fix it by midnight, then it will be sometime tomorrow.

I didn’t know that Freshwater had electricty next you will be telling me that they have indoor plumbing and flushing toilets!

Luv it! I expect there will be numerous accidents also cuz the pushbikes with baskets on the front will have lost their lighting system as well! Hope they will be ok x.