Currently used as garden ornament, need gone asap cos cranky landlord.
THREE Seater Sofa
Also used as garden ornament, need gone asap also cos cranky landlord.
DOUBLE Bed & Mattress
Had very little use. Will chuck in some velvet bedding for the right buyer.
Used for the occasional Rustler burger. Looks ok. Selling as easier than cleaning.
BLACK Market Alum Bay Coloured Sand
The real stuff – none of that painted rubbish. Grockles only.
£30 per bottle
Worn once by mistake.
Ask for Esmeralda.
VINTAGE Jazz Mag Collection
All issues dating back to the 1970’s, the golden era of jazz mags. Sorry to see go. Selling due to wife’s recent discovery.
In its hey day was amazing, but I have anger issues, wanted someone to see what I could accomplish with a sledgehammer.
EAST COWES 1223
Used once, very effective, cheaper than a cat. Frail fingers mean I can’t use it again, comes with partially decomposed mouse.
JIM’LL Fix It Medal
Bargain for anyone that wants it, I just want it out of the house.
Perfect for someone named Eleanor Hammers Boner
IW Can Depress T-Shirt
Unwanted birthday present & too small for me.
MORRISONS Shopping Trolley
Cost me a pound (now removed), buyer collects.
Eight years old, looks older. Hateful little bastard. Bites
Half Irish Wolf Hound, Half sneaky neighbour’s dog