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FRIDGE Freezer
Currently used as garden ornament, need gone asap cos cranky landlord.

£15

PAN 5856

THREE Seater Sofa
Also used as garden ornament, need gone asap also cos cranky landlord.

£10

PAN 5856

DOUBLE Bed & Mattress
Had very little use. Will chuck in some velvet bedding for the right buyer.

£150

COWES 4334

MICROWAVE
Used for the occasional Rustler burger. Looks ok. Selling as easier than cleaning.

£20

VENTNOR 9218

BLACK Market Alum Bay Coloured Sand
The real stuff – none of that painted rubbish. Grockles only.

£30 per bottle

FRESHWATER 7562

WEDDING Dress
Worn once by mistake.
Ask for Esmeralda.

£ Offers

RYDE 2763

VINTAGE Jazz Mag Collection
All issues dating back to the 1970’s, the golden era of jazz mags. Sorry to see go. Selling due to wife’s recent discovery.

£ Offers

NORTHWOOD 2738

BROKEN Toaster
In its hey day was amazing, but I have anger issues, wanted someone to see what I could accomplish with a sledgehammer.

£20 ono

EAST COWES 1223

MOUSETRAP
Used once, very effective, cheaper than a cat. Frail fingers mean I can’t use it again, comes with partially decomposed mouse.

£2

SHANKLIN 6523

JIM’LL Fix It Medal
Bargain for anyone that wants it, I just want it out of the house.

£ Offers

WROXHALL 1384

USED Tombstone
Perfect for someone named Eleanor Hammers Boner

£20 ono

SANDOWN 2503

IW Can Depress T-Shirt
Unwanted birthday present & too small for me.

£1

BEMBRIDGE 5020

MORRISONS Shopping Trolley
Cost me a pound (now removed), buyer collects.

£1

NEWPORT 1467

YORKSHIRE Terrier
Eight years old, looks older. Hateful little bastard. Bites

£ FREE

NEWPORT 0121

PUPPY
Half Irish Wolf Hound, Half sneaky neighbour’s dog

£ FREE

WOOTTON 2210

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