FREE child micro-chipping will be available for genuine Isle of Wight parents next week, thanks to a new partnership between Island Police, Apple Computers, and U2.
A series of events have been organised across the Island to allow residents to have their children micro-chipped for free, for their own safety and protection.
The micro-chips come with the latest version of YouOS, with location tracking and digital wallet features.
It’s understood that if the child engages in anti-social behaviour of any kind, the sophisticated chips will play U2 songs into their brain until they stop.
A change in the law means that all children must be micro-chipped in the near future. It’s expected these chips will see a vast reduction in crime, anti-social behaviour, and U2 concerts.
Mondays & Wednesdays
– 10.30am to 14.30pm at Riverside Centre, Newport.