With secret testing and analysis undertaken with the Covid PCR tests, latest developments in science now allow estimation of IQ based on DNA.
Recent government stats put the Islands average IQ at:
Island Local IQ:
The average is made up from data recorded in the following boroughs:
Arreton and Newchurch
Binstead and Fishbourne
Bembridge
Brading & St Helens
Carisbrooke
Central Wight
Chale, Niton, Whitwell
Cowes Medina
Cowes North
Cowes South & Northwood
East Cowes
Freshwater North
Freshwater South
Godshill & Wroxhall
Havenstreet, Ashey, Haylands
Lake North
Lake South
Nettlestone & Seaview
Newport Central
Newport East
Newport North
Newport South
Newport West
Parkhurst
Ryde East
Ryde North East
Ryde North West
Ryde South
Ryde West
Sandown North
Sandown South
Shanklin Central
Shanklin South
Totland
Ventnor East
Ventnor West
West Wight
Whippingham & Osborne
Wootton Bridge
Bob Seely
All statistics from the ONS. (obviously not serious)