Island Unlikely To Get 4G “This Side Of Armageddon”
The company behind the latest 4G mobile technology have told The Candy Press, that the…
Einsteins Ghost
An Apology To Her Majesty The Queen
The editor of your favourite Island newspaper, The Candy Press, has today written to Buckingham…
The Islands Last Party: Be There Or Be Square!
The final big event of the Islands summer season takes place this weekend, when at…
Don’t Panic! All Is Fine & Dandy On Our Island
The new online ‘Spoof’ newspaper The Isle of Wight County Press has come under fire…
Co-op ‘Not Good With Food Or Planning’ Says Hospital
Thirteen Islanders were taken to St. Mary’s Hospital at the weekend after sustaining injuries at…
Hitchcock’s Nightmare Comes True On Isle Of Wight
The full impact was only revealed at dawn as locals and Council clear-up teams surveyed…
William & Kate To Sue Candy Press Over Topless Photos
St. James’s Palace have today informed us that HRH The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge,…
Bowls Doping Scandal Shames Island Says MP
Isle of Wight MP Andrew Turner has condemned revelations that members of an Island bowls…
“Driver Not At Fault” Says Southern Vectis After Couple Die Waiting For Bus
A row has broken out between the Islands Coroner and Southern Vectis over the deaths…
Red Cross – Island Refugee Problem Now Crisis
The Red Cross in Portsmouth and Southampton have appealed to the Isle of Wight Council…