Islands Schools Worst In Country, So It’s Goodbye Mr Chipps!
Isle of Wight parents are in despair at the state of education on the Island,…
Einsteins Ghost
Isle of Wight Council Leaders May Burn In Hell – God Willing
Lawyers for the Isle of Wight Council, have confirmed rumours it faces legal action after…
Islands Tories Could Be Useful After All? Just Take Their Own Words For It!
Bosses at Hover-Travel are excited at the prospect of greatly reducing their fuel bills and…
Island Sports Results Round-Up
Football Results Southern Hampshire League: Newport Nippers 1, Shanklin Septic’s 3; Newport Neurotics 1 Freshwater…
Hugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble…and Nancy
Three Isle of Wight Fire-fighters are facing disciplinary action following a fracas in London at…
The Isle of Wight Candy Press Says Enough Is Enough!
Here at your Candy Press we consider ourselves to be champions of free speech, press…
Giddings Plans A Very Suburban Festival
John Giddings has announced the 2013 Isle of Wight Festival will go ahead but not…
Rampant Pompey Thrash Flapjacks Nancy-Boy Nippers
Tommy Flapjack, Manager of beleaguered Newport Nippers FC has admitted to The Candy Press that…
Missing Island Pupil & Teacher Found A Long Way From Island
Missing Isle of Wight teenager, 15 year old Megan Glammers, has been found safe and…
Young Island Women Would Make Pankhurst “Turn In Her Grave”
A Government report has singled out young Isle of Wight Women for being ‘beyond hope’…